A farmer is out at the edge of his field, lounging in the morning sun next to his donkey When a man on a bike rides up and asks “Excuse me, do you have the correct time? My watch is wrong”. The farmer reaches over to his donkey, lifts its test!cles for a moment … Read more
An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly shuffle. The man said to his wife, “He surely has bad arthritis to walk like that.” His wife replied, “No, that’s definitely old-time rheumatism.” They couldn’t agree … Read more
Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, “Pass the honey, honey!” Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on. A moment later, the second man said, “Pass the sugar, sugar!” This got … Read more
One hot summer day, a Lady came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, ‘ Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?’ The lady said it … Read more
Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone’s whipped and hungry. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes … Read more
A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in-laws for their good nature. For this, she goes for a walk by a river with the first son-in-law & jumps in. He saves her. The next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note: From your Mother In Law. … Read more
A news reporter arrived at the home of the world’s oldest man. He had just turned 115 years old. The reporter asked him, “So, what would you say is the secret to your long life?”. The man replied, “Well, I’d say that it has to do with my nature. I never argue with others, … Read more
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman. “What’s … Read more
Little Johnny is asked by his teacher: “What is the most wonderful thing in life for you?” “Well, sir.” Says Johnny. “When I think about it, the most wonderful thing in life for me is a pretty girl with big t!ts and a wet pu**y!” The teacher is infuriated and writes a note that … Read more
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father.’ The little Johnny replied, ‘My Daddy is also a father, but … Read more