Sarah Was In The Fertilized Egg Business. – Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of … Read more
A Salesman Is Talking To An Old Farmer. – A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on earth is that all about?” The old farmer says. “We had a fire in … Read more
An Old French Man Moves To America. – An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is hesitant to hire him because his English is really poor, so he decides to try … Read more
An Old Woman Was Furious. – The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating old woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming … Read more
Johnny Calls To See His Mate Paddy. – Johnny calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?” “No, bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are paddy’s two stunning … Read more
Billy Called The Little Johnny. – One day Billy called the little johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Billy: I don’t have one. JOHNNY: Well … Read more
This Couple Has One Of The Strangest Wedding Nights Ever. – This Couple Has One Of The Strangest Wedding Nights Ever. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms because she is concerned that her new but … Read more
An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar. – “In the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. This is God’s word so it is true.” The doctor looked at the priest funny … Read more
A Rabbit Came Out Of Her Hole. – One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her. “I am going to … Read more
Two Nuns From Ireland Come To Tour New York City. – Before they come, they hear that Americans eat dogs. So they both agree to try it when they arrive. As they’re walking around New York, they hear, “Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs!” They rush over to get … Read more