Sarah Was In The Fertilized Egg Business. –

Sarah Was In The Fertilized Egg Business. – Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of … Read more

A Salesman Is Talking To An Old Farmer. –

A Salesman Is Talking To An Old Farmer. – A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on earth is that all about?” The old farmer says. “We had a fire in … Read more

An Old French Man Moves To America. –

An Old French Man Moves To America. – An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is hesitant to hire him because his English is really poor, so he decides to try … Read more

An Old Woman Was Furious. –

An Old Woman Was Furious. – The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating old woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming … Read more

Johnny Calls To See His Mate Paddy. –

Johnny Calls To See His Mate Paddy. – Johnny calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?” “No, bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are paddy’s two stunning … Read more

Billy Called The Little Johnny. –

Billy Called The Little Johnny. – One day Billy called the little johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Billy: I don’t have one. JOHNNY: Well … Read more

A Rabbit Came Out Of Her Hole. –

A Rabbit Came Out Of Her Hole. – One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her. “I am going to … Read more