A Little Old Lady Was Walking Down The Street. –

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that … Read more

A Bear Walks Into A Bar. –

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?” The bear throws his arms up in the air and says, “I DON’T KNOW I WAS BORN WITH THEM.” If you … Read more

Two Little Crabs Who Met In Florida Every Year. –

There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year. One year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly. The other crab asked why and he said, “I got a ride here on a man’s moustache. He drove so fast, I was freezing.” “Well,” the other crab said, “why don’t you … Read more

A Married Couple Is Driving Along A Highway. –

A Married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing, keeps looking at … Read more

Three Bulls Are Standing Around Overlooking A Field. –

Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tells one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull. The old bull snorts and says, “I’m a saying ya fifty cows here are mine, and new bull thinks he’s getting any … Read more

An Old Man Receives A Knock On The Door. –

A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: “May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when … Read more