When Date Night Goes Wrong.

A woman has a date she’s very much looking forward to.

She puts on her best dress, spends an hour on make-up, and chooses the least comfortable but fanciest shoes she possesses.

Of course, she spends ages getting herself all waxed, toned, and scrubbed.

She’s already – but her date is nowhere to be seen, even though it’s already time.

She waits and waits – still nothing.

After about an hour, she’s had enough.

She takes it all off, wraps herself up in her fluffiest pajamas and bathrobe, makes a mug of cocoa, grabs a pot of ice cream, and sits grumpily in front of some comfortable TV.

One hour later, the doorbell goes off – and there’s her date!

He looks at her quickly and says, “My God, Andrea, seriously? I’m 2 hours late and you’re still not ready?!”

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