Two Old Guys Were Seating On A Park Bench.

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Two old guys Bob aged 87 and Harry aged 80 were seating on a park bench.

Bob had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.

Harry was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

Bob said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

So, on the way home Harry stopped at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the sales assistant asked if he needed any help.

He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”

She said, “Yes, would you like some?”

He said, “I want 5 loaves.”

She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”

He replied, “I can’t believe everybody knows about this sh#t but me.”

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Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain
One of the ladies reaches into her purse and pulls out a condo.m.

“Helen! What in the world is that for?!” says the other lady.

“Well, just watch this” Helen says before she cuts off the end and puts it over her cigarette. “This way they don’t get soggy!”

The second old lady is pretty impressed and walks right down to the corner store and into the con.dom aisle.

The teenaged clerk asks “Can I help you with something?”

“Well yes, I’m looking for a pack of condo.ms”

“Well they come in a lot of sizes”, says the clerk. “What size do you want”

“Oh, just big enough to fit a camel.”