Two Men Went Hunting. –

 


Two men went hunting, one had been hunting all his life, and the other man was hunting for the first time:

The old man told the other to sit down and not make a sound.

So he did.

But when the first man got 100 yards away, the old man heard a scream.

“I thought I told you to be quiet.”

He said.

“I was when the snake bit Mr.”

The young man said.

” And I was when the bear attacked me, but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, ‘Should we eat or take them with us?’ I screamed!”

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