Two men went hunting, one had been hunting all his life, and the other man was hunting for the first time:
The old man told the other to sit down and not make a sound.
So he did.
But when the first man got 100 yards away, the old man heard a scream.
“I thought I told you to be quiet.”
He said.
“I was when the snake bit Mr.”
The young man said.
” And I was when the bear attacked me, but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, ‘Should we eat or take them with us?’ I screamed!”
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