Two men are walking through the woods together and they come across an insanely huge hole in the ground.
The first man picks up a rock and tosses it into the hole.
The rock vanishes from sight, and neither guy could hear the rock hit the bottom.
The second man decides to throw a huge log into the hole.
After a few seconds pass, again there was no sound.
Both men, wanting to know how deep the hole is, spot an anvil and decide to toss it in, surely it would make a noise loud enough to hear.
A few seconds after throwing the anvil in, a goat comes sprinting through the brush and dives into the hole headfirst.
Both men are completely astonished and scared half to death.
A few minutes later, an old farmer comes tromping through the woods and asks the two men:
“Hey have you two seen my prize-winning goat?”
The first guy tells the farmer:
“Yeah! Just a minute ago your goat came sprinting through the woods and dove into the hole! It scared us half to death!”
The old farmer replies:
“That’s impossible! He was tied to an anvil!”
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