Two giraffes enter a bar and get hammered.
After a while, one of the giraffes falls off his chair and passes out on the floor.
The bartender looks at the other giraffe and says:
” hey! You can’t leave that lying there!”
And the other giraffe drunk, slow blinking eyes, stammering words says:
” That’s not a lion!… That’s a giraffe!! “
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