Two Friends, Dead Drunk, Are On Their Way Home.

Two friends, dead drunk, are on their way home, one says to the other, go up to my house for the last drink…

They enter the house, the owner of the house asks his friend not to make noise,

so as not to wake his wife and goes to the kitchen to get beers.

Meanwhile, the friend is left alone, hears noises coming from the bedroom, looks out and takes a peek into the bedroom, and sees his friend’s wife in bed with a man!

The homeowner comes back and the friend tells him, hey!

There is another man in the bedroom with your wife!

And the owner of the house:

“Shut up! Talk quietly, I only have two beers!

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