The CIA, The FBI, and the NYPD are on a training exercise together.
They are told to go into the woods and bring back a squirrel.
The FBI goes first.
They come back empty-handed.
“There were no roads or streetlights, our shoes got dirty, and our suits got torn, so we gave up.”
Then the CIA goes in.
They come back empty-handed.
“We found a squirrel, but it was a low-grade one, so we turned it into an asset and are waiting for it to lead us to the top squirrel in the organization.”
Then the NYPD goes in.
Ten minutes later, they came out with a rabbit with two black eyes.
“I confess, I’m a squirrel!”
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