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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters,
‘Was I getting in or out of the bath?’
The 94-year-old yells back,
‘I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.’
She starts up the stairs and pauses
‘Was I going up the stairs or down?’
The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says,
‘I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood…’
She then yells,
‘I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.’