Three Old Men Are Talking About Their Pains. –

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

One seventy-year-old man says,

“I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”

An eighty-year-old man says,

“My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a

bowel movement.”

The ninety-year-old man says,

“At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow.”

“So what’s your problem?” asked the others.

“I don’t wake up until nine.”

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