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Three mice are bragging to each other in a bar.

The first one brags,

“I am one badass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them.”

The second one brags,

“Well, I’m a badass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed.”

The third gets up and starts to leave.

The other two mice both yell,

“Hey chicken, where do you think you’re going?”

The third one replies,

“Going home to f*ck the cat.”