Three mice are bragging to each other in a bar.
The first one brags,
“I am one badass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them.”
The second one brags,
“Well, I’m a badass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed.”
The third gets up and starts to leave.
The other two mice both yell,
“Hey chicken, where do you think you’re going?”
The third one replies,
“Going home I am having a dinner date with cat.”
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