Three Couples Went To A Hotel. –

They were all served by Bill. The first man was married to a nurse.

“Nurses are cute.”

Bill thought to himself.

The second man was married to a phone operator.

“Phone operators have sexy voices.”

Bill thought to himself.

The third man was married to a teacher.

“Teachers are too formal and strict. poor guy.”

Bill thought to himself.

After their honeymoons were over, Bill got a call from the first man.

“NEVER MARRY A NURSE! ALL I HEARD LAST NIGHT WAS ‘THAT’S UNSANITARY. THAT’S UNSANITARY’!” he screamed into the phone.

A little later, Bill got a call from the second man.

“DON’T MARRY A PHONE OPERATOR! ALL SHE SAID WAS ‘YOUR THREE MINUTES ARE UP!” the man raged.

After a few more minutes, Bill got a call from the last man.

“Remember to marry a teacher, Bill. She kept saying ‘we’re going to do this over and over again until we get it right.”