Three Couples Went To A Hotel. – 0share Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn They were all served by Bill. The first man was married to a nurse. “Nurses are cute.” Bill thought to himself. The second man was married to a phone operator. “Phone operators have sexy voices.” Bill thought to himself. The third man was married to a teacher. “Teachers are too formal and strict. poor guy.” Bill thought to himself. After their honeymoons were over, Bill got a call from the first man. “NEVER MARRY A NURSE! ALL I HEARD LAST NIGHT WAS ‘THAT’S UNSANITARY. THAT’S UNSANITARY’!” he screamed into the phone. A little later, Bill got a call from the second man. “DON’T MARRY A PHONE OPERATOR! ALL SHE SAID WAS ‘YOUR THREE MINUTES ARE UP!” the man raged. After a few more minutes, Bill got a call from the last man. “Remember to marry a teacher, Bill. She kept saying ‘we’re going to do this over and over again until we get it right.” 0share Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn