There Was This Horny Chicken. –

There was this horny chicken who loved to f*ck!

His owner was so sick of him, he finally sold him to a poultry farm.

Within a day of arriving he fucked each and every hen available there..

The new owner was shocked by the sight of it.

Next day he found the horny chicken has f*cked each and every pig available at the farm!

Horrified by the sight of this the new owner shouted at the horny chicken :

” You sick bastard!! You’ll die fuckin if u don’t stop.”

But Horny chicken being the way he was paid no attention whatsoever..

Next day when the new Owner arrived at the farm he found that the horny chicken has f*cked each and every available sheep there…

And this continued for few days with horny chicken f*cking each and everything that moved…

Then there was this one day when the new Owner arrived and found the horny chicken laying dead while his tongue out… With eagles flying way above his dead body.

The owner walked up to him with a smirk on his face and asked :

“What did i tell you little throbbing piece of sh!t… You’ll die like this if you didn’t stop, but No..
You just won’t fuckin lis…”

The horny chicken slightly opened one of his eyes, pointed towards the high flying eagles and whispered :

“Sshhh they are coming down.”