There Was Once A Woman Who Owned A Dog. –

There was once a woman who owned a dog named T!tsw!ggle.

One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away.

She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog.

Nobody had seen him that night, but the following day she met a little boy who said he had seen a stray dog.

The dog he described matched hers exactly.

Upon finding out this information she asked the young boy,

“Have you seen my T!tswiggle?”

Then the boy said,

“No, but can that be my reward?”