Monday morning in school and teacher is asking her class what they got up to over the weekend.
Little Johnny puts his hand up,
“Miss, Miss, I went to look on a farm Miss and I saw loads of animals.”
The teacher replies,
“Oh really Johnny, what animals did you see?”
“There were chickens Miss, and sheep, the farmer showed me his pigs and then he took me out to the field and showed me his f**kers, Miss.”
“Really Johnny that’s dreadful language and what on earth are you talking about?”
“Well they looked like cows Miss and the farmer said they were offers but I knew what he meant!”
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