The Queen was overjoyed to receive a new royal pet, a tiny Siamese kitten.
But one day, the kitten simply disappeared and servants searching high and low could not find her.
One servant thought he heard a scratching noise behind a small mouse hole in the wall,
So the King ordered the hole to be widened to rescue the poor kitty.
Unfortunately, the wall was weakened, causing it to collapse.
Luckily, the commotion woke the kitten up and it came out from behind a bookcase, safe and sound.
The next day, in the Royal Newspaper, was the headline:
“KING UNABLE TO LOCATE QUEEN’S P*$$Y; DESTROYS the WRONG H0LE”
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