The Old Man’s Revenge On Bikers.

An Old Man Was Eating In A Truck Stop When Three Bikers Walked In.

The First Walked Up To The Old Man, Pushed His Cigarette Into The Old Man’s Pie, And Then Took A Seat At The Counter.

The Second Walked Up To The Old Man, Spit Into The Old Man’s Milk, And Then Took A Seat At The Counter.

The Third Walked Up To The Old Man, Turned Over The Old Man’s Plate, And Then He Took A Seat At The Counter.

Without A Word Of Protest, The Old Man Quietly Left The Diner.

Shortly Thereafter, One Of The Bikers Said To The Waitress, “Humph, Not Much Of A Man, Was He?”

The Waitress Replied, “Not Much Of A Truck Driver Either. He Just Backed His Truck Over Three Motorcycles.”

How’s that for a comeback? If this made you laugh or think, hit 👍 and share your favorite witty story in the comments!

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