One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks,
“Have you seen my tool?”
Elephant replies: “What does it look like?”
Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”
Elephant: “Sorry, I haven’t seen it, try mouse.”
So the Lion goes to the mouse and asks “Have you seen my tool?”
Mouse: “What does it look like?”
Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”
Mouse: “Sorry mate, I’ve not seen it, try croc.”
So the lion proceeds to the crocodile and asks “Have you seen my tool?”
Croc: “What does it look like?”
Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”
Croc: “Sorry I’ve not seen it, try Jaguar.”
So the lion goes to Jaguar and asks “Have you seen my tool?”
Jaguar: “Of course, I ate it.”
Lion: “Why did you do that?”
Jaguar: “Well I’m a four point tool eater Jaguar.”
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