The lion married off a child.
Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals to the wedding.
On a very special night, a mouse walks up to the lion and says,
The lion looks at the mouse and says,
“Thanks, but since when am I your brother?”
The mouse replied,
“Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married.”
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