The husband comes home and is worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door sees the cat asleep on the couch and gives him a tremendous kick.
The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs out the door.
The wife comes into the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied:
This cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.
Look at that hell of a scratch!
The woman replied:
You did very well, today this f*cker has bitten my a$s and gave me one hell of a hickey on my neck.
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