The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
All you can drink for a dime
A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.”
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it’s a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, “Hey, that was pretty good. I’ll have another.”
The kid says, “That’ll be another dime.”
“Now wait a minute,” says the man, “your sign says ‘all I can drink for a dime.’”
“But you just had a cup, didn’t you?” asked the kid.
“Well, that’s all you can drink for a dime.”
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