A PETA activist visits a small ranch in Montana
After meeting the farmhands and inspecting the facilities, the activist asks the rancher:
“So, what do you give to the pigs to eat?”
“Well, pigs don’t need much to live. I give them scraps and food from the fridge that is almost spoilt, that sort of thing.”
“That’s a grave violation of animal rights. You are abusing those poor animals. I’m filing a complaint so you will be fined!”
After some weeks a UN ambassador visits the ranch. After checking the facilities and meeting the farmhands, the man asks the rancher:
“What do you feed the pigs?”
This time, the rancher is better prepared:
“The best food around here, eggs, fresh vegetables, whole milk…”
“What! Such a waste of food! There are children in this very country that suffer from hunger while you give full meals to pigs! I’m reporting on you so you will be fined!”
A month passes and a man visits the ranch.
After visiting the facilities and greeting the farmhands he asks the rancher:
“What kind of food do you give to the pigs?”
“Look here, man, every morning I give each $5 and they can go and eat whatever they f*cking want.”
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