Pedro gets a New Secretary.
He faces a volley of rapid-fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye.
Dora (Pedro’s wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?”
Pedro: Didn’t quite notice.”
Dora: “What colour are her eyes?”
Pedro: Haven’t had the time to check.”
Dora: “What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?”
Pedro: Not a clue in the world.”
Dora: “Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick?
Pedro: I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.
Dora: “How does she dress?”
Pedro: “Very quickly”
Pedro’s funeral is tomorrow.
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