Nine Months Later.

Jack and John decided to go skiing.

They loaded up their mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they were caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door,if they could spend the night.

“I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house to myself, but I’m recently widowed”.She explained ” I’m afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you in”.

“Don’t worry” John said. ” We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light”.

The lady agreed, the 2 men slept in the barn and left at first light. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about 9 months later, John got a letter from an attorney and it took him some time to figure it out. He determined it was from the attorney of the widow they met during their skiing trip.

He dropped in on his friend Jack.

John: Jack, do you remember that good looking widow that we met on that skiing weekend?

Jack: Yes I do.

John: Be honest with me Jack, did you pay her a visit at the middle of the night?

Jack( looks a bit embarrassed now) : Yes John, I did.

John: Now tell me this Jack, did you give her my name and address instead of yours?

Jack( his face now beet red with embarrassment) : I’m sorry buddy, I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?

John: She just died and left me everything.

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