Naomi was becoming frustrated with her husband Thomas’s frequent demand for s**,
she then decided to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the number of times they’ll have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper,
“Honey, you know I love you, but your never-ending requests for s** are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have s** on days that start with the letter ‘T’, to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don’t be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.”
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her s** craved husband will be understanding and accept her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband Thomas and the note read,
“Baby, I didn’t realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I’m sorry.I accept your proposal and have even taken an extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter ‘T’ to make sure that we are on the same page.
Please honey. I love you too, and remember that ‘Today’ is today and am in the bedroom waiting for you my love.”
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