Murphy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open-mouthed and listens to the tirade:
“My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f**king mess, the dishes aren’t done. Can’t you see I’m still in my f**king pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!”
“Why the f**k did you bring this guy home unannounced you stupid idiot?”
To which Murphy calmly replied…
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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