Murphy Brings His Best Golf Mate Home. –


Murphy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open-mouthed and listens to the tirade:

“My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f**king mess, the dishes aren’t done. Can’t you see I’m still in my f**king pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!”

“Why the f**k did you bring this guy home unannounced you stupid idiot?”

To which Murphy calmly replied…

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”




Join our list

Subscribe to our mailing list and get interesting stuff and updates to your email inbox.

Thank you for subscribing.

Something went wrong.