Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.

Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.

The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”

Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

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Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”

A man was Promoted to Montreal

Boss: Congratulations! I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!

The young man (disappointed): But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.

Boss (now insulted): I’ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!

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The young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?