Little Johnny Is Bored. –


Little Johnny is bored one Saturday,

so he says to his dad,

“Dad, I’m bored. What is there to do?”

His dad decides to have a little fun with Johnny, so he gives him two pounds, and says,

“Why don’t you go to the chemists and get me some what’s what?”

Baffled but excited, Johnny scampers down the street to the chemist.

He asks the chemist for some “what’s what,” and at first the chemist is confused, until he guesses that this kid has been sent out on a wild goose chase.

He replies, “We don’t have any, but that building over there might.”

The chemist points towards a whorehouse.

Johnny, again excited, runs over to the whorehouse. He knocks on the door and a naked women answers.

He says, “I need some…hey, what’s that?”, pointing to her privates.

“What’s what?” she replies.

Satisfied, Johnny says,

“I’ll take two pound’s worth!”

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