A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him.
As horrified workers nearby watched,
The Little Johnny calmly continued his milking.
To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the Little Johnny, turned around and walked away.
‘Weren’t you afraid?’ one of the workers asked Johnny.
‘Not at all,’ the Little Johnny replied,
‘ I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.’
It’s late in the week and we could use a laugh. This one did the trick. Maybe it’ll give you a good chuckle as well. We read the author is Anonymous, so we don’t know who to thank!
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly at a recently married couple’s house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch totally nak.ed.
“What are you doing?!” she asked.
“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? You’re naked!”
“Jeff loves when I wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.”
On the way home, the mother-in-law thought about the love dress. When she got home, she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her nak.ed on the couch.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she replied.
“Needs ironing,” he said. “What’s for dinner?”