A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him.
The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.”
So the johnny is in the shower with his dad and he looks down and asks what it is.
The dad replies it’s a snake.
Then he asks if he can take a shower with his mom.
She says “yes, but don’t look up or down.”
They are in the shower and the boy looks up and asks what it is.
The mom replies they’re her headlights.
Then he looks down and asks what it is.
She says it’s her bush.
Then the little johnny asks if he can sleep with his parents.
They reply “yes, but don’t look down.”
He is in bed and then looks down and yells “mommy, turn on your headlights.
The snake is going into the bush!
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