Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each other.
Little Susie started off by saying, “Knock, knock?”
Everyone answered, “Who’s there?”
Susie says, “Boo!”
Everyone replied, “Boo who?”
To which Susie said, “Why are you all crying?” and everyone broke out laughing.
At this point, Little Johnny got up and started into his joke,
“Hey, did you all hear about the prost!tute ?”
Immediately, Little Johnny’s mother, who was nearby watering the roses and had heard Little Johnny start off, came rushing over and shouted,
“Alright, Little Johnny! That’s enough! In fact, all of your kids can go home now. Leave, please.”
The following Saturday, Little Johnny again invited his friends over, this time to play some video games.
During a lull in the action, Little Johnny said to everyone,
“You know, there’s a rumor going around that a busload of prost!tutes will be leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska. And they say…”
This time again, Little Johnny’s mother was in the kitchen and came stomping in after having heard him.
She said demandingly as she gathered his friends together and shuffled them towards the door,
“Okay kids, it’s getting late. All of you will have to leave now.”
Little Johnny was puzzled and yelled back at them,
“Hey! Hold on, hold on! There’s still plenty of time ’cause the bus doesn’t leave till morning!”
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