Kevin gets a New Secretary.
A few days later his wife learns of this this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious questions Emma (Kevin’s wife):
“Does your new secretary have nice legs?”
Kevin: “Didn’t quite notice.”
Emma: “What color are her eyes?”
Kevin: “Haven’t had the time to check.”
Emma: “What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?”
Kevin: “Not a clue in the world.”
Emma: “Does she have a local accent?”
Kevin: “I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.”
Emma: “How does she dress?”
Kevin: “Very quickly.”
Kevin’s funeral will be held on Tuesday.