Little Johnny’s class is learning about good sleeping habits.
The teacher asks the students to talk about how they can improve their sleep.
Cindy raises her hand and says
“I have a lot of nightmares so I often don’t get a good sleep.”
The teacher asks
“and what can you do to improve that?”
“I can stop reading scary stories before bed – that’s what my mom told my brother to do when she found out he was having nightmares.”
The teacher says “very good, Cindy! Who’s next?”
Albert puts up his hand and says
“I’ve been sleeping in too much lately because I’m too tired in the morning.”
“And what can you do to improve that?” the teacher asks.
“I can go to sleep earlier – that’s what my mom told my sister to do when she kept sleeping in.”
The teacher says “that’s great Albert! Anyone else?”
Little Johnny puts up his hand and says
“I’ve been sleeping over at my friends’ houses a lot, and I just don’t sleep as well as I do in my own bed.”
The teacher asks “what can you do to improve that?”
Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says
“I guess I can go f*ck myself – that’s what my mom told my dad to do when she found out he was sleeping around all over town.”
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