A little Johnny was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
Little Johnny stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little Johnny said,
‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked,
‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little Johnny replied,
‘Then you ask him’.
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