Johnny Was Playing Outside. –

One day little Johnny was playing outside.

As he was feeling particularly reckless, Johnny kicked a beehive.

The honeybees cam out of the hive and started swirling around Johnny.

This pissed Johnny off so he stomped on the bees.

His father witnessed this and told him:

“Don’t do that! No honey for a month as a punishment for stomping on the bees.”

Later that week, Johnny squished a butterfly as it landed on his nose.

His father saw this and said:

“No Johnny! No butter for a month will be your punishment .”

While Johnny’s mother was cooking dinner later that day, a few cockroaches were crawling on the counter. Johnny’s mother quickly crushed the cockroaches with a frying pan.

Johnny and his father was watching.

Johnny asked his father:

“Are you going to tell her or should I?”

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