Little Johnny was in the classroom one day when the teacher came in and said…
Teacher: Ok class today we’re on the letter S! Does anyone have any S words?
Little Johnny raises his hand high. The teacher looks around the room for more hands. Sarah then raised her hand.
Teacher: Yes, Sarah?
Teacher: Ok, can you use it in a sentence?
Sarah: The food I had for dinner last night was super good.
Teacher: That’s good. Anyone else?
The teacher looks around the room for more people. Little Johnny is still raising his hand high.
Luke then raises his hand.
Teacher: Yes Luke?
Teacher: Very good Luke! Can you use it in a sentence?
Luke: I like to sing songs in the car!
Teacher: Very good! You also used sing, which is another S word! Anyone else?
Little Johnny is still raising his hand.
The teacher is hesitant to call on Little Johnny, but she does since it would be unfair.
Teacher: Yes Johnny?
Little Johnny: Stinky!
The teacher is surprised by Little Johnny’s answer.
Teacher: Good Johnny! Can you use it in a sentence?
Little Johnny: The big a$s $h!t I took in my pants is really f*cking stinky!
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