Johnny Is Delivering Newspapers. –

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Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door and says to the lady:

“I’m collecting today, that’ll be five dollars.”

She says. “I’m a little short on cash, but I’ll gladly give you some great s*x instead.”

Little Johnny agrees. “All right.”

He walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down.

To her surprise, she sees the biggest pen!s she’s ever seen.

Little Johnny then reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of washers and begins sliding them onto his pen!s.

The lady says. “You don’t have to do that, I can take all of it.”

“Not for five bucks you can’t.” Replies Little Johnny.