Jane’s three-year-old daughter and her drumstick. Look

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Jane’s three-year-old daughter stuck out her hand and said,

“Look at the fly I k i lled, Mommy.”

Since she was eating a juicy drumstick at the time, Jane thrust her contaminated hands under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap.

After sitting her down to finish her drumstick, Jane asked, with a touch of awe, “How did you k i ll that fly all by yourself?”

Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my drumstick.”

“Mommy, where does poo come from?”

I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: “You just had breakfast?”

“Yes”, she replied.

“Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what’s left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo.”

She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds.

Then asked: “And Tigger?”

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly.

One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, “No.”

I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said, “Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?”

“No,” he replied.

I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo…. I asked one more time, “Matt, did you have an accident?”

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled…. “SEE, MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!!”

While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said:

“Don’t worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time… I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.”

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