An international football team flies on a charter jet to their next tournament.
It’s quite a long flight, and they get bored, deciding to play football on the plane since it’s a charter flight.
After a while, the captain gets angry with all the yelling and bumping and sends his co-pilot to shut them up.
Thirty seconds later, the co-pilot returns, and the plane is wonderfully silent.
“That’s awesome! How did you calm them down so quickly?” the captain asks.
“It was no problem,” the co-pilot replies.
“I just said, ‘Listen, guys, the weather is lovely—why don’t you play outside for a while?’”
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