One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the hell is this?” he said to himself, as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snicker: “It’s not talcum powder, it’s Miracle Grow!”
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