Dog’s and Cat’s Letters to God. –

Dog’s Letters to God

Dear God:

How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities?

When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? Our dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

God If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God: More meatballs and less spaghetti, please.

God When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

God: Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

God Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can’t make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing, again?

Dear God: Can you undo what that doctor did?

Cat’s Letter to God

Dear God: Do you exist? I’m just curious. I don’t care.