Bubba & Earl the two elderly friends were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st prize, a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighbourhood bar for a couple of beers.
Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied,
“Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how’s that toilet brush?”
“Not so good,” replied Bubba,
“I reckon I’m gonna go back to paper.”
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