One day a bear announced in the woods that every animal has to bring him meat tomorrow
And if any don’t bring it he’ll whip their back with his d!ck.
So the next day every animal in the woods lines up in front of the bear’s cave and leaves him a piece of meat,
But the rabbit as he is weak and can’t hunt left him a carrot.
The bear angrily grabbed the little bunny, pinned him to the ground, pulled out his quite large member and started beating his back with it.
The rabbit screamed, cried, squealed… And then started laughing.
The bear asked,
“What’s so funny?”
and the rabbit replied,
“I just saw the hedgehog bringing you an apple!”
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