An Old woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight.
The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.
Doctor: Can you read the bottom line?
Old Women: No.
Doctor: Can you read the centerline?
Old Women: No.
Doctor: Can you read the large top line?
Old Women: No.
Doctor (getting frustrated): Can you even see the chart?
Old women: No.
The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his pen!s out of his pants.
Doctor: Can you see this?
Old Women: Of course!
Doctor: Well, there’s your problem – you’re c0ck-eyed!
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