An Old Man Is At Passport Control In Paris.

He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find.

The irritated woman at passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’

‘Yes’ replied the old man.

Sarcastically she responds ‘Well surely you should know to have your passport ready…’

to which he answers ‘I didn’t have to show it last time’

‘Impossible!!’ she bellowed.

The old man looks her straight in the eye and says

‘Last time, when I landed on D-Day on 6th June 1944, I couldn’t find a Frenchman to give it to’

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