Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county.
When she was of marrying age the farmer rounded up the three most eligible bachelors in the county.
“You three are my finalists,” he declared.
“The first one who can pass my gauntlet I will give my daughter’s hand in marriage. “
“Now, the gauntlet consists of four tests. You must run through my field and then swim across the lake and then you must jump over the barbed wire fence. There you will meet the final test which will remain a secret until that time”
The three men began the gauntlet.
The first ran through the field but could not swim across the lake.
The second ran the field and swam the lake but could not clear the fence.
The third man ran the field, swam the lake and cleared the fence.
“I am ready for your secret test,” declared the third man.
“Alright,” said the farmer. “
The final test is you must have s*x with my cow” the man was disgusted at first but then he thought,
“it’s only once and no one will know. Then I will have his beautiful daughter”
The man then had s*x with the cow.
Afterwards the farmer was not entirely convinced.
” Have s*x with my cow three more times and I will know your love for my daughter is sincere?” said the farmer.
At first, the man was indignant but then thought of how beautiful the farmer’s daughter was and how much he yearned to marry her.
Eventually he gave in and had s*x with the cow three more times.
The farmer was overcome with joy.
“You have proven yourself worthy,” exclaimed the farmer.
“You have my blessing to marry my daughter.”
“Forget your daughter” the man responded,
“how much you want for your cow?”
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