An elderly woman hadn’t been to the doctor in a very long time.
Her husband said to his wife that she should make an appointment for a check-up.
She made the appointment and went to the doctor.
Afterwards, she came home and the husband asked what the doctor said.
She replied that the doctor needed a specimen.
The man asked what he meant by ‘a specimen’.
She didn’t know. He suggested she ask their nosy neighbour Ethel across the road.
Sometime later the wife came back with a black eye and was very dishevelled as if she had been in a scuffle.
“What happened?!” asked her husband.
She replied,
“I’m not sure, I went into Ethel’s and told her about the doctor. I asked her what is meant by a specimen. She turned to me and said piss in a cup, I told her to sh!t in her hat and the fight was on!”
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