An Elderly Physician, Doctor Geezer, Became Very Bored. –

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An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr Geezer’s clinic:

Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young:

“Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer:

“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young:

‘Aaagh! — This is gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer:

“Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young, very annoyed, goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young:

“I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer:

“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Dr. Young:

“Oh, no you don’t — that’s gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer:

“Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young:

“My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!”

Dr. Geezer:

“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so here’s your $1000 back” (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr. Young:

“But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer:

“Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story —

Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer.

Remember:

Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to set us off.